Future Planning

[djnarok]

So today while I was doing my calculus homework at Robert's house, a baby spider innocently landed on my notebook filled with Integrals (see Integrals) and Antiderivatives. My first instinct was to defend myself by simply crushing it with my wrathful calulator, but upon further planning, I gently blew it away into the hallway. Why? I hope that it

Comments

hahaha

[devriatedseptum]

Props.

Re: hahaha

[djnarok]

thank you thank you

I guess all the satirical literature I'm reading in class is getting to me.

problem is i have no idea what im satirizing

[pixieheart93]

yaaaaaay way to go man. i can't wait for the second coming!

[djnarok]

at first i was gonna say the second coming of jesus, but then i realized Jesus didnt get bit by a spider.

and even if he did, he probably turned it into wine.

[cornontherob]

I'm going to be a super hero? Thanks dean, I knew someday my life would become meaningful. Always thanks to you of course.

[djnarok]

lol no problem my man. I figure i'd change the world one day, i might as well take you along for the ride.

[djnarok]

btw, watch out for when he(she? of course a girl would do something like this) crawls into your ear, it might hurt a little.

[beach_bum07]

okay wow so many things to say lets see where to start..okay ur last comment whats up with the diss on girls .lol not cool. then uh yeah i really like how its written ( i find it ironic how u were doing math homework and something so pedantic came out of it) but its not satirical at all. its jsut cool...and the only flaw i see is when you said: " its CLEAR that my plan will ultimately bring joy to many" because one isnt soppose to use clear in writting especially when ur trying to make ur point of what u are trying to say.

more comments: i like how it was gonna be jesus but then u realized spoder man got bitten by a spider..so i like the route it took. :]

nice use of adjectives :]