Okay, you DO know that you can purchase royalty on Sealand, right? A few years ago, my bro-in-law bought my sis-in-law the title of Baroness of Sealand. So, you could be a little closer to accomplishing goal #2 is you find a legal means to first gain the Sealanders' trust.
Okay I would help you take over sealand. I owe you at lest that much. What do unicorns love to eat? Is there a way we can travel back in time to when you were a virgin?
Maybe if I tuck it up, the unicorn will mistake me for a weird-looking girl and just assume, like, "Oh god okay neigh there's no way she's gotten it." Then when it's confused I start brushing its mane and singing to it; I figure that'll get me started. Better yet: You hold the boombox, get some accompaniment going, we'll really wow the shit out of it, then we both ride it back to civilization.
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0.5) Play Bioshock.
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The unicorn...that I'm not so sure about.
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