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[dlwhinery]

 I have a limp. Fairly confident it's only temporary, but I walk like a moron right now. I walked down to the mailbox to drop off some netflix, and I was trying to pick up the pace, and so I looked like an extra from a cheesy zombie movie, speed walking with a limp. It was probably hilarious. I dunno, I was stuck inside my body

Comments

[dryadia]

We should call it "J.D. Salinger wrote more than the Catcher in the Rye fuckers."

[tbass]

Eh.. Franny and Zooey and Nine Stories were both terrible though.. so calling attention to that fact might not be the best idea.

[ryanstrong]

Nine Stories is the greatest book ever written. If you didn't get it, that's your fault.

Besides, he's written dozens of books that are unreleased.

[dlwhinery]

wtf is catcher in the rye?

[tbass]

I really like the "Michigan" line in Hazel Park actually.. it's one of my favorite parts. I like the fact that it's very specific. The line you had before that was fairly generic. The Michigan thing makes it seem like you're actually talking about a certain person.

[dlwhinery]

yeah, i'll leave it..why not? If we ever get famous some pimply kid in Michigan can hum along to our tune and say things like "oh man, Dan writes lyrics that speak to me"

[holdmylips]

sad for gimpy dan... do you wanna borrow my cane? ha