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[dmalfoy_]

Narcissa's really fucking outdone herself this time, I'm thinner than her so she fucking makes me get married

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[star_ruet]

....WHAT!?

[dmalfoy_]

FUCKING MY POINT EXACTLY.

[star_ruet]

well that's just great.

Did I ever mention that I wished at least one of my suicide attempts had been successfull?

[dmalfoy_]

Want to swap tips?

[lavenderb]

Oh hah hah that was a really cruel Valentines day joke Draco, just because I'm alone it doesn't give you the right to make up stupid things.
I was going to ask you to the ball but I dont think I will now.

[dmalfoy_]

I just owled you the letter.

Your mother will owl your own copy shortly.

I wish I were fucking kidding. I shotgun left side of the bed, by the way.

[lavenderb]

WHAT THE HELL?
This is beyond stupid Draco, why on earth would your mother want me to marry you? I thought you were supposed to get married to Star some day and have lots of blonde babies?
Why would my mother agree to this?

[dmalfoy_]

Newsflash, stupid: You're pureblood. You're blonde. Narcissa's given up on Star for the time being.

[blaise_zabini]

and I thought MY Mother was insane.

[dmalfoy_]

Yours is, but I think mine has finally snapped.

[blaise_zabini]

Definately. You win the most screwed up mother award

[_hjpotter]

Hahahahahahahaha.

You two will make a cute couple, I'm sure.

[dmalfoy_]

Get fucked. :)

[taleabsinthe]

...Oh, hell.