I had a fairly generic, albeit very Malfoy-esque Christmas. Read into that as you will, as I'm sure I just pissed off or terrified muggleborns everywhere. Yes, I went home. No, I did not get drunk at the Christmas Dinnertable. Yes, my parents got hold of another two muggles and potentially tortured them in my dungeon. No, I did not step in and ( Read more... )

ATTN: FLATMATES ( Read more... )

So what I went on a "date" with Angeline Ruet. I didn't fuck her. Surely that amounts to some acknowledgment of my self-imposed restraints, no ( Read more... )

I have a date with Angeline Parkinson-Ruet on Friday night ( Read more... )

I get the feeling she's fucked me over. Repeatedly. Anyway ( Read more... )

And here I was, thinking that this year would be one of debauchery, whoring around, and copious amounts of alcohol.

I know being back at school means I'm supposed to attend classes, respect teachers and actually give a shit about the wellbeing of my fellow students, but...

Ahahaha.

You've got to be kidding me ( Read more... )

She hexed my fucking computer. Said it was hellspawn. Attempted to hex me. Then called me hellspawn.

So I had to send a house-elf to buy me a new one, the other one had a nick in the side of its casing. The Manor's been packed with people for days, now, any wonder I'm hiding in my wing of the house.

Mum's booked a fitting for more formal robes, ( Read more... )

( Pillaged from Granger )

Tale's gone away on tour with Loofa Lufi and has left me with Cael, and while it's been good that I can just bludge around the Manor and start plotting for when I move into my London townhouse [after the summer, if you wanted to know], Cael only puts up with so much molestation and teasing before he bites back and he's got much sharper teeth than ( Read more... )

I think the only highlight of the night was hearing Boot saying 'fuck'.

Hermione Granger cracked onto me while drunk on punch, and Star's rent-a-virgin was decidedly pathetic, not to mentioned Star's antics with the blue punch ( Read more... )