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My tweets
- Thu, 23:02: A friend asked me why scuba divers always fall backwards into the water. I told him if they fell forwards they wou… https://t.co/8cLh9Mj82h
- Thu, 23:03: RT @ ATLUTD: 🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨 RT and follow for a chance to win 2 tickets to our match this weekend! https://t.co/ROSqF8ypZV
- Fri, 10:15: It’s no understatement to say your concentration ( Read more... )
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- Wed, 22:51: Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say “Give me the dumbest thing you can think of.” 😈
- Thu, 10:15: It’s nearly impossible for any activity or place to hold your ... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
- Thu, 11:50: More than just a pretty face and a nice butt. I'm awesome. (Admit it, either you're ( Read more... )
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- Wed, 10:16: Tune into the healing effect your kind words can produce. Beli... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
- Wed, 10:42: Life is like a roll of toilet paper: seems so long, but gets wasted on all kinds of shit!!! 😈
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- Mon, 12:11: If I owned a copy store I would only hire identical twins... 😈
- Tue, 10:16: Powerful reactions bring clarity and provide guidance. Maybe y... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
- Tue, 11:21: You’d be amazed how often I’m wrong when people say guess what... 😈
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- Sun, 21:33: After all these years I still want to know... conjunction junction, just what is your function? 😈
- Mon, 10:16: A far-reaching conversation may trigger sweet inspiration for ... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
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- Sun, 10:16: A well-directed soul searching can put you in touch with a dre... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
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- Sat, 10:16: A sensitive approach can act as an icebreaker when tuning in o... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
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- Fri, 10:16: The benefits of solitude can include some amazing creative out... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
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- Wed, 23:39: Aladdin could have just handed the lamp to Jasmine and they would have gained an extra 3 wishes... 😈
- Thu, 10:16: Your subconscious is working overtime now, and the dream image... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
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- Tue, 23:17: I come from a stupid family. During the civil war, my great uncle fought for the West... 😈
- Wed, 10:15: You may have a larger-than-average load of everyday responsibi... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
- Wed, 11:25: Figured out what will be written on my tombstone... "Finally stress-free!!!" 😈
- Wed, 11:27: @ Needlemeister ( Read more... )