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My tweets
- Mon, 22:55: Sometimes I wonder, whatever happened to those people I gave directions... 😈
- Tue, 10:15: Maintaining your focus is your secret weapon today. Overblown ... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
- Tue, 11:40: I don’t have time for the nervous breakdown I deserve... 😈
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- Sun, 12:02: Just when I think that I have my shit together... someone flushes the toilet!!! 😈
- Sun, 23:09: is sexual healing... 😈
- Sun, 23:13: Here you go @ Needlemeister https://t.co/dkSj4itAsC
- Mon, 10:15: Knowing when it is time to stay put and when it is time to mov... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
- Mon, 11:51: Love is patient, ( Read more... )
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- Sat, 22:38: I was thinking the other day... and I blew a fuse in my brain... 😈
- Sun, 10:14: Fiery ambition propels you forward today. However, you may be ... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
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- Fri, 21:23: Your belly button is just a mouth that you don't use anymore... 😈
- Sat, 10:14: You might feel like you could take any lump of clay and sculpt... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
- Sat, 10:52: I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think, “That’s why I’m not a heterosexual"... 😈
- Sat, 11:02: RT @ ( Read more... )
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- Thu, 12:29: Newton’s Third Law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction... 😈
- Thu, 22:47: I've started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable... One day I hope to be a bouillonaire... 😈
- Fri, 10:17: Your gaze turns at least partially inward today. Rifling throu... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
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- Wed, 23:21: Talent shows like Britain's got talent becomes much more disturbing when you realize that it's just 4 rich people d… https://t.co/5HBHosjgm8
- Thu, 10:15: You can manage the unforeseen changes that pop up if you are a... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
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- Tue, 21:42: Using your laptop to charge your phone is like performing a blood transfusion for electronics... 😈
- Wed, 10:23: Although most people are interested in the big picture of toda... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
- Wed, 11:31: Watching game shows is like watching porn, you get excited watching someone else get lucky... 😈
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- Mon, 12:44: 7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate maybe 10... 😈
- Mon, 22:36: I'm as innocent as a nun doing push-ups in a cucumber field... 😈
- Tue, 10:15: While your gut reacts with intensity today, your thinking is t... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
- Tue, 11:53: Unsure if life is getting better or the amount of ( Read more... )
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- Sun, 23:15: I don't use my cell phone in the car... I have to keep my hands free for making gestures... 😈
- Mon, 10:14: Your mischievous streak is quite incorrigible on any given day... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
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- Sat, 23:44: I'm starting to believe that my guardian angel is a crack head... 😈
- Sun, 10:14: The connection between body, mind, and spirit are unusually se... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
- Sun, 10:40: Oy vey! That's Jewish for "Holy shit!" 😈