I can't believe no one else knew what sword fighting is. Well they thought they knew, but were grossly misinformed. Swordfighting has nothing to do with "slapping dicks together" or anything, in fact the genetalia don't touch at all. It's not much different from pissing at a trough shaped urinal at a baseball game, except you cross your streams ( Read more... )

Drinking Marathon was a success. Well a partial success, cause if we put the night in terms of a real marathon then I only made it to about mile 18. I don't think I ever explained what DM is so I'll do so now ( Read more... )

My friend Mike Kinsella won the chance to throw out the first pitch at Wrigley field for the Cubs game on the 16th, which is NU day at Wrigley. I'm so jealous. He's basically living one of my life dreams. But he deserves it, he's as much of a Cubs fan as me, if not more. I'm glad he won too, cause he was way more of a Cubs fan than all the other ( Read more... )

Damn. Having 3 classes is amazing. I should have just taken 3 classes every quarter and graduated in 5 years. Jordan and I have started a drinking streak, we're at 7 days right now, and plan on going through at least next Saturday. The idea started after we decided to play caps on Monday night, and then we just kept going. Today we went and toured ( Read more... )

Before I close out the Nikki stuff, and I'm going to with this because I need to shut up about it really, I want to write about something I found out about a couple weeks ago and my theory as for what really happened over the past couple months ( Read more... )

Ok so I've decided to keep going. It might not be the best idea but I just really want to keep doing it. I must admit that I enjoy writing in this thing, and I know I will be glad to have it years from now when I can reflect back. It may immature for a 21 year old to have an online journal, but I like it and I'm keeping with it. Of course under ( Read more... )