Sorry, I haven't posted in a long time. Rachel has gotten back into live journal, so it is inevitable that I would be on here soon after. All is well here in the Scarpelli home. Phat Joe is doing wonderful. We have a new addition to the family and her name is Large Marge and she is an English Bulldog. I am still madly in love with Rachel and ( Read more... )

I have 5 hours till the big day. I can't believe that in this past one year and one month I have done as much as I have. I found myself a "big masculine boy" job, I have gotten rid of that pesky credit, I have the best Dog (PHAT JOE), and most importantly, I have met my best friend, soul mate and the love of my life. Of course they are all the ( Read more... )

I was doing my whole health inspector thing today when I entered into this little cafe to do a regular routine inspection. The place was decent. They had a lot of violations, but not enough to say I wouldn't eat there. I was there for about twenty minutes, before I realized that there was a girl about the age of 15 following me everywhere I was ( Read more... )

So I was on the internet looking for some swedish porn that involved a midget and a overly fat Republican American. Wait, I should be more politically correct. I was on the internet looking for swedish porn that involved a little person and an over-weight American idiot when I stumbled across live journal. I am overly excited that this is my ( Read more... )