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Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme

Oct 24, 2007 03:02

Welcome to the Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme!

How it works:

* Comment anonymously with a kinkfic request. All requests must contain a character or pairing/threesome/moresome (any combination of guys/girls/shinigami/whatever are OK, crossovers are fine too), and at least one kink. If you need inspiration, check out this huge list of kinks by eliade. ( Read more... )

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anonymous September 18 2009, 06:30:51 UTC

Okay, I know this is phrase is a little old by now, but...

Someone/L - Whoever you pick promises L cake with the intention to have sex with him (unknown to L, he just ends up going along with it to get cake). But in the end, the cake is a lie. Yes, L asks that question as cute and disappointed as possible.

Actually, I'm requesting this just to LOL at what you all write. XD

So L must ask "The cake is a lie?"

Go!

Everyone Wants L Part 1 anonymous October 1 2009, 06:03:22 UTC

When Watari entered the main room at the investigation headquarters, he at first didn't see L. He glanced around, seeing Aizawa, Soichiro, Matsuda and Mogi, all busily circling the room clutching documents and charts that looked very important. Then, Watari gave a loud gasp as he noticed that even Ide and Ukita were present ( ... )

Everyone Wants L Part 2 anonymous October 1 2009, 06:04:36 UTC

"It's so true," Matsuda agreed, "I've tried to have a threesome with Riyuzaki and Light on top of a ladder twice now, and each time I just fall off before anyone can penetrate me. I prefer my threesomes in the shower. Then, if I fall down, they just penetrate me anyway ( ... )

Everyone Wants L Part 3 anonymous October 1 2009, 06:05:46 UTC

Then Near and Mello glared at each other, ripped each other's clothes off, and started having really hateful sex on the floor. Matt wasted no time in inserting the hand-held video game in Mello's ass while Mello rammed himself repeatedly into Near. After Matt adjusted the position of the game a bit, it began emitting little snatches of music and electronic beeps ( ... )

Everyone Wants L Part 4 anonymous October 1 2009, 06:07:08 UTC

L placed a thumb in his mouth and bit it repeatedly until the entire nail came off. He spit the bloody, broken thumbnail across the room, hitting the wastebasket perfectly, then pulled his thumb out of his mouth and inspected it. Satisfied, he put his thumb entirely back in his mouth and sucked on it vigorously, just like a baby sucking on a baby bottle. Then his eyes widened, as something seemed to occur to him ( ... )

Everyone Wants L Part 5 anonymous October 1 2009, 06:08:20 UTC

Watari thrust in especially hard and said, "Oh, L ( ... )

Re: Everyone Wants L Part 5 anonymous October 1 2009, 06:39:22 UTC

H-holy shit

are you going to post this in response to every request on here?

Re: Everyone Wants L Part 5 anonymous October 1 2009, 07:03:18 UTC

Possibly. Would that be bad? *smirk*

OP here anonymous October 1 2009, 21:21:30 UTC

*dies in a flood of laughter*

Holy shit, I really didn't expect anyone to pick this up and fill it. XD

Thank you!

Re: OP here anonymous October 1 2009, 22:32:28 UTC

I didn't expect to fill it. I just accidentally wrote it while I was trying to write other stuff. When I first saw this prompt, I actually remember thinking, "Nobody's going to fill that."

And then, suddenly I'm the one filling it. I don't know what happened!

Re: Everyone Wants L Part 5 anonymous October 1 2009, 22:06:57 UTC

THAT WAS THE BEST THING THAT I HAVE EVER READ. ;_;

"Sorry, I keep forgetting I'm not a pedophile." That line made me lol myself into a coughing fit.

I love you, anonymous! <3333

Re: Everyone Wants L Part 5 anonymous October 4 2009, 15:50:06 UTC

... I fucking LOLed.

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