Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme

Oct 24, 2007 03:02

Welcome to the Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme!

How it works:

* Comment anonymously with a kinkfic request. All requests must contain a character or pairing/threesome/moresome (any combination of guys/girls/shinigami/whatever are OK, crossovers are fine too), and at least one kink. If you need inspiration, check out this huge list of kinks by eliade. ( Read more... )

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I didn't see this one, but there are roughly a million comments here... anonymous January 5 2010, 04:38:47 UTC
L and Light reading Kira/L fic on the internet and getting super turned on by it.

At first they're laughing at how inaccurate it all is since the authors wouldn't know anything about them, and then they start discussing what L and Kira would do differently. Maybe Light would start playing his mind games with himself as he tries to figure out how L thinks Kira would act during sex.

There must have been some pervs writing L/Kira fics once they started publicly calling each other out, am I right? I know I would've :D

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Re: I didn't see this one, but there are roughly a million comments here... anonymous January 5 2010, 08:00:07 UTC
There must have been some pervs writing L/Kira fics once they started publicly calling each other out, am I right? I know I would've :D

And then Light would have totally tired to kill you once he found out about them..............then again, his ego would probably inflate even more than it was to start with.

Light: Look here, Ryuk. The story tellers are already writing about my dominance over L. This is where my acknowledgment as God begins.

Ryuk: Isn't that just really horrible and OOC gay porn fanfiction?

Light: They have to start somewhere since our identities are unknown, but once I become a god, they wont need to write such falsehoods such as L's the one on top. And I can ask for anything to be written, for example L's head on a sliver plater for me to fuck over and over again.

Ryuk: ...............okaaaaay. Whatever you say, Light. *schooshes away*

XD

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Re: I didn't see this one, but there are roughly a million comments here... anonymous January 5 2010, 08:39:38 UTC
But Light, you're bottoming in half of -

SHUT FACE

P.S. HAHAH yes let's say that Light requested that one, not me.

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Re: I didn't see this one, but there are roughly a million comments here... anonymous January 6 2010, 00:33:41 UTC
OH MY GOD I'm gonna have to draw that! XD

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Re: I didn't see this one, but there are roughly a million comments here... anonymous January 6 2010, 04:01:35 UTC
Post it here, post it here, post it here!!! <3

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Re: I didn't see this one, but there are roughly a million comments here... anonymous January 6 2010, 00:37:57 UTC
Imagine him coming across this meme...

"Oh fuck, they're all anonymous! MY POWERS ARE NO GOOD HERE! ...Aw yeah, look at me fuck his corpse. Bookmarked!"

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Re: I didn't see this one, but there are roughly a million comments here... anonymous January 6 2010, 04:05:00 UTC
I bet some of the characters would make requests. And Matsuda and Sayu would be filling them with great diligence.

Matt would want one where he was having a three-way with Gordon Freeman and Solid Snake.

...Now I want to request that as a fantasy sequence D:

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Re: I didn't see this one, but there are roughly a million comments here... anonymous January 8 2010, 10:33:03 UTC
Light would post a comment with a single-pixel image link and scrape all our IP addresses.

And then we'd be doomed. :(

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Re: I didn't see this one, but there are roughly a million comments here... anonymous January 8 2010, 11:39:22 UTC
s...stop it you're seriously making me paranoid

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Re: I didn't see this one, but there are roughly a million comments here... anonymous January 8 2010, 11:49:44 UTC
CONSTANT VIGILANCE

Though, it would have to be a top-level request so everyone would see it, so now I wonder what he'd ask for...

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Re: I didn't see this one, but there are roughly a million comments here... anonymous January 8 2010, 12:16:10 UTC
Oh anon, you are an angel.

Okay everyone: what is Light's ultimate kink meme request?

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Re: I didn't see this one, but there are roughly a million comments here... anonymous January 8 2010, 12:33:35 UTC
I'm going with "Kira develops a prehensile penis which, combined with both hands, allows him to write three times as fast."

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Re: I didn't see this one, but there are roughly a million comments here... anonymous January 10 2010, 01:26:49 UTC
I'll have you know that I believe I nearly choked on my beverage when I first read this.

L would like it if Light wrote with his feet.... what a kinky ep 25... "I know you are planning to kill me but.... oh god please do it with your toes"

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Re: I didn't see this one, but there are roughly a million comments here... anonymous January 8 2010, 17:56:57 UTC
Misa is turned into a giant Death Note with orifices and Shinigami eyes. Best girlfriend ever!

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Re: I didn't see this one, but there are roughly a million comments here... anonymous January 9 2010, 04:46:34 UTC
I don't know about Light, but L's would be, "Light turns into a human, edible, regenerating sweet of some kind. Handcuffed to an attractive man made of sweets? AWESOME!"

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Re: I didn't see this one, but there are roughly a million comments here... anonymous January 9 2010, 04:48:58 UTC
Mello's would be that Matt sprays himself with that Ax chocolate perfume, you know the one with the commercial where the guy sprays himself with it and turns into a man made of chocolate and all the girls dive-bomb him with kisses and licks of the sexual variety. anyway, Matt would turn into all chocolate and Mello would have the best sex/meal he's ever had. :D

LMAO I think I like these cracky ones more than anything else on this meme. ;)

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