Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme

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Welcome to the Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme!

How it works:

* Comment anonymously with a kinkfic request. All requests must contain a character or pairing/threesome/moresome (any combination of guys/girls/shinigami/whatever are OK, crossovers are fine too), and at least one kink. If you need inspiration, check out this huge list of kinks by eliade.

Comments

[anonymous]

Calloused fingers ran through the blonde haired man's hair as his head moved up and down in a rhytmic pattern. Matt leaned his head back as a light moan came from his mouth, then a loud grunt as he farted. A loud kerplunk could be heard in the toilet bowl as Mello looks up to Matt from his knees, glaring at him as if he were some sort of disgusting pig. Matt looked down to Mello from his position on the toilet, rolling his eyes and pushing the blondes' head down again with his gloved hand, taking a long drag off of his cigarette with his free one

[anonymous]

Omfg, I didn't expect anyone to actually write something for that request. Did you laugh your ass off writing this, I wonder? Because I laughed mine off reading it. It's utterly fucking disgusting and hilarious. XD Thank you!

Also, Matt smoking while taking a shit = WIN.

[anonymous]

You will never, ever know how hard I was laughing while writing that.

lol for that being my first fanfic ever.

[anonymous]

LOL I helped you somewhat.
I love you.

[anonymous]

Oh my god! Not the OP, and I thought i'd be squicked at first, but I loled so hard. You made my morning ♥

[anonymous]

oh my god.

srzly... I never expected someone to request or write scat here *ahem*
but it was funny nevertheless ^^°

[anonymous]

I was afraid to read, because scat is definitely one of my squicks, but at four am, you just have to do crap like that (no pun intended).

Thanks for making me giggle. =) I especially liked Near falling out of the sink towards the end.