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Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme

Oct 24, 2007 03:02

Welcome to the Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme!

How it works:

* Comment anonymously with a kinkfic request. All requests must contain a character or pairing/threesome/moresome (any combination of guys/girls/shinigami/whatever are OK, crossovers are fine too), and at least one kink. If you need inspiration, check out this huge list of kinks by eliade. ( Read more... )

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Dead Stuff anonymous April 9 2010, 01:51:41 UTC

L is a zombie. He's a rotting, reeking, slimy zombie, ready to rape Light's ass with whatever's not completely decayed. Bonus points for rotting bits and maggots falling off during the rape. Disturbing=awesome.

Have at it.

Captch: of something....loling anonymous April 9 2010, 03:51:49 UTC

GOD, why do I want to read this?

God: It's creepy shit, and you like creepy shit. That's why.

oh, uh, thanks? ._.

Re: Captch: of something....loling anonymous April 9 2010, 21:57:16 UTC

My sentiments exactly. I'd write it if he were a little... uh.... fresher, shall we say. But I don't think I can do full-on rotting.

But I would so read it.

Someone please write this.

recaptcha: "occult re-"

it KNOWS

Re: Dead Stuff anonymous April 9 2010, 13:03:49 UTC

Oh god, that is disgusting, what is wrong with you

Seconded

Re: Dead Stuff anonymous April 11 2010, 16:44:29 UTC

this isn't exactly erotic but it's kind of relevant

recaptcha this time?? "darkness Broadway"

I AM GETTING A LITTLE WEIRDED OUT GUYS

Op here anonymous April 12 2010, 02:44:51 UTC

That is amazing.

Re: Dead Stuff anonymous May 21 2010, 04:17:27 UTC

WHAT IS THIS FAGGOTRY?!

Actually, this is so fucking hilarious, I was in shock nearly the whole time. :3 Excellent! Thanks for posting! You should post it over on the capslockdn community, I bet they'd love it. :3

Re: Dead Stuff anonymous May 21 2010, 05:58:59 UTC

OMG, THAT'S FUCKING AWESOEM! I've just killed my throat from laughing and I think tears are actually coming out of my eyes. And, holy shit, is that BB at the end? XDXDXDXDXDXD

Re: Dead Stuff anonymous June 11 2010, 20:44:36 UTC

Damn! I so want to watch this but it´s no longer accesable here in germany because some form of infringement. F***ing music entertainment censoring videos with their songs in it :(

Re: Dead Stuff anonymous May 30 2010, 07:35:15 UTC

Oh God, I hope someone writes this.

reCaptcha: impacted years.

:/

Dicgor Mortis, part 1 anonymous August 5 2010, 18:41:44 UTC

What woke Light Yagami in the early morning hours was the smell ( ... )

Re: Dicgor Mortis, part 2 anonymous August 5 2010, 18:47:53 UTC

"Hello, Yagami-kun," said a very dead L ( ... )

Re: Dicgor Mortis, part 3 anonymous August 5 2010, 18:59:17 UTC

The stink swelled as L's corpse erased the gap between them. There were no puffs of hot breath whispering over Light even if they were standing nose to nose. The very uncomfortable sense of having one's face shoved into a week-old pail of garbage left in the sun washed over Light and he battled his reflexes-- to gag, to tear, to grimace. No more weakness would be shown, Light would not allow it. Circumstance could chop down the walls of science. Light's poise would be left standing if he had any say in it ( ... )

Re: Dicgor Mortis, part 4 anonymous August 5 2010, 19:04:27 UTC

“Oh, Yagami-kun,” L whispered, turning his head from the sheets to look at Light, “you are so warm.”

That did it. A bolt of energy crackled through Light. He propelled himself away from his bed bogie, only to flatten himself against the headboard. L watched and Light supposed if he had eyeballs, there would be some glint of amusement dancing in them.

Breathing as if he had suffered a marathon, Light pressed his slick palms against the cool wood of the board. He swallowed and gulped because he knew if he spoke now, all that would issue forth would be a series of squeaks. He would have to hear L laugh again.

Eventually, he said, “You are here to kill me.”

The “man” laughed gently. “I am not, Yagami-kun.”

“Then why did you…?”

“Yagami-kun’s thought process is boring when he is scared. Why do you think I did that?”

I am also childish and hate to lose.For a dead man, L could throw a childish tantrum ( ... )

Re: Dicgor Mortis, part 5 anonymous August 5 2010, 19:08:21 UTC

“That is what awaits me?” Light wondered, wincing when his lips brushed something chilled and clammy. “Purgatory? Is that what you are trying to scare me with? Is that it? You returned to give me a fright?” He glared into the double hollows that used to house L’s eyes. “I’ve been to purgatory, L. This is purgatory.”

“Spare me,” the elder muttered. “I wandered for some time. Eventually I came across another soul. He called himself ‘King.’ What he told me was most enlightening. Do you know what it was?”

“You expect me to know?”

“The reason for my restlessness had everything to do with you. My death, your kill, was all an act of domination. The intent was to conquer. The smile said it all.”

I win, you were wrong, I was Kira, you lost, L, you lost.Light wanted to smash his head into the bed's board. Instead he said, ignoring his weakened voice, “What do you want from me? What do you want ( ... )

Re: Dicgor Mortis, part 6 anonymous August 5 2010, 19:12:06 UTC

“It appears to have the function of, but is not, a Cymothoa exigua. Cymothoa exigua is a crustacean and that organism is decidedly a slug.”

Light’s perspicacity, bulldozing aside all escape strategies, could only muster the feeble thought of ‘Then how are you still speaking?’“I am slightly disappointed: it is not a ghost slug. That is a real species, did you know that ( ... )

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