Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme

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Welcome to the Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme!

How it works:

* Comment anonymously with a kinkfic request. All requests must contain a character or pairing/threesome/moresome (any combination of guys/girls/shinigami/whatever are OK, crossovers are fine too), and at least one kink. If you need inspiration, check out this huge list of kinks by eliade.

Comments

[anonymous]

Near/Halle. Near is a rich brat who has a huge toy room. And by toys I mean fucking machines. All of them are named after Transformers. Near takes Halle into the room and has the various machines get her all hot and ready and then says, "Have you met... Optimus Prime?"

Optimus Prime is his penis.

Sex ensues.

Go.

[anonymous]

XD Yes.

[anonymous]

You have just rivaled my love with another requester!anon. XD

[anonymous]

LMAO this is so fucking funny! Someone needs to make this happen as soon as possible. >:3

[anonymous]

Optimus Prime is his penis.

I laughed so hard I actually wet myself a little. I would LOVE somebody to fill this, but keep Near totally serious!