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[anonymous]

L has to attempt to explain how babies are made to the Wammy's House kids--and he has no idea how to modify it for kids, and he feels extremely awkward about it.

The Worst Sex-ed Teacher

[anonymous]

L wished that he had not offered to fill in as substitute teacher for Whammy's youngest class. They should have just given the students the day off while Ms. Ting got better. He wasn't sure how he ended up in the middle of a semi-circle of five-to-seven year old children facing him, waiting to receive 'the talk', since today's class was supposed to cover Multiplication, Literary Analysis, and coloring, not sex-ed

Re: The Worst Sex-ed Teacher

[anonymous]

"Fine," L said listlessly, seating himself on a plastic chair, with his knees drawn up into his chest, "I assume that you all know about DNA located in the cell nucleus which contains the genomes which make us who we are."

All of the L's and M's, and most of the older N's nodded.

"Good, then as you know, in all of our cells, there are 23 chromosome pairs,including a sex chromosome, which is an X shape paired either another X or a Y shaped sex chromosome which determines our externally apparent gender. XX is female, and XY is male."

"Duh, L!" Mello snapped.

"Yeah, what about babies? How does Noel get pregnant?" a little girl asked.

Re: The Worst Sex-ed Teacher

[anonymous]

"The point that I'm trying to make about genes is that a fully formed person has a full diploid set of chromosomes in the nucleus of each of their cells. But there are special baby-making cells that contain a haploid set of chromosomes which is basically... half a gene," L frowned, hoping that his dumbed down explanation was at the right level for the young children, while not too technically misleading, "These haploid cells are called 'gametes'. A female gamete is called 'an egg' and a male gamete is called... 'a spermatozoan'. The two must be combined within the female's reproductive system by the process of syngamy in order to produce the first cell of a new human being, which then begins to divide and create the structures that define the body of a fetus which grows into a baby during pregnancy

Re: The Worst Sex-ed Teacher

[anonymous]

CUTE!

Re: The Worst Sex-ed Teacher

[anonymous]

Author-annon here. Thanks!

Re: The Worst Sex-ed Teacher

[anonymous]

So cute ^____^ Loved the mix of genius knowledge and childlike confusion from the kids!

The Worst Sex-ed Teacher on ffnet

[anonymous]

This is the same fill as the other, but fixed spelling and a few small changes
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7287919/1/The_Worst_Sex_Education_Teacher