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"If I were DNA helicase, I'd unzip your genes ( Read more... )

First case of swine flu in Florida reported where? Yep, Orlando. Mexican tourist in Disney World, now in an Orlando hospital. Good thing I'm out of here by next week ( Read more... )

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People who wear bow-ties are very hit or miss ( Read more... )

So up until tonight, strippers have been like unicorns to me; I had only seen them in movies, and I didn't much care for (or about) them. But, tonight I met my first stripper at a surprise party for a friend, and did the whole "stuff singles in certain places while she shakes and jiggles in a bikini top on top of me while I sit in a chair" thing. ( Read more... )

RIP phone of five years. You were with me from the summer before Freshman year of high school till almost the end of my first year of college. You had a great run, longer than most phones I know. May your reception always be clear in PhoneHeaven.

Even on top of that today has not been a very good day.

So I don't really know who knows this, but my dad is a pretty good table tennis (read: ping pong) player. Nationally ranked good. I mean, he's technically "semi-pro", but his trainer (Brian Pace, who has his own paddle named after him) is one of the top players in the country, and my dad placed in the U.S. Open a few years ago ( Read more... )

I went to Islands of Adventure/Universal with Kim and Tatum today. While in the long line for Dueling Dragons (by the way, Harry Potter land looks so prematurely amazing), there was a group of five British boys, I'd say about our age. They were behaving all British-cool, with their accents, singing songs (one of the songs had the phrase "Are you ( Read more... )

On the way up to Orlando, within a period of maybe ten minutes, I saw FIVE broken down cars, all attended to by black people. That's pretty darn coincidental. And they were pretty spaced out, the incidents, so it's not like these people knew each other. On the left, on the right, everywhere there were broken down cars (everywhere=five). Just ( Read more... )