My friends are overdramatic douchebags.

I am watching Season 1 of Dawson's Creek, I just realized that I look like James Van Der Beek. How unfortunate. I mean...not REALLY, but kind of. It's funny because my sister looks exactly like Michelle Williams. It's actually not funny at all. I don't want to look like him.

One of my true desires is to have a blonde Southern California surfer babe fall madly in love with me. This will be incredibly hard, oh how do I achieve such a goal? They are like the prime humans of the world.

Working full times i sucking out my soul.

Saw two out of three of my crushes today. Awesome.

So I knew I had no soul, but I found out my sister doesn't have one either. I'm glad to know this. We were just talking and realized we are in the same situation. I guess it runs in the family...

I am like a huge walking injury!

My knee and hand are messed up, I have a huge gash on my face, I have bruises all over, I have mosquito bites all over, I have scratches everywhere, I have a big burn on my arm, and I have tons of hang nails. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME??

Whenever I'm down, "Hip to be Square" brings me way back up. Thank you Huey Lewis and the News. Thank you so much.

The Sound of Music is my new fashion inspiration! The clothes are so cute. I love this movie.

On another note, wow, I have a lot of underwear.

I just returned from the hair salon...I love it! I'm totally happy I went through with this. It's like the color of Marianne Faithfull's hair.

Oh gosh, I am getting my hair lightened in an hour. I'm so scared, I could look revolting! I guess I will have to wait and see...