May 1 1776

Adam Weishaupt founds the Bavarian Illuminati, the secret society which controls your mind as part of its plot to overthrow organized religion and control the global economy. If you don't believe it, ask yourself what novus ordo seclorum is doing on your dollar bill.

Apr 30 1945

Newlyweds Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun kill themselves in the charming and romantic Fuhrerbunker, ending all hope for a ten-thousand-year Reich.

( Optical illusions )

Apr 11 34 ( Read more... )

If you burned all the assholes, the Earth would look like the Sun.

There's a fine line between clever and stupid.

This chick can kick your ass!

( Read more... )

Mar 31 1996

During a homebrew exorcism in Rhode Island, a man accidentally punctures the esophagus of his mother-in-law when he jams two pointy steel crucifixes down her throat, causing a large quantity of blood to gush out. Mario Garcia is later charged with assault with a dangerous weapon.

Mar 31 1959The Dalai Lama is forced to leave Tibet, ( Read more... )

We were made for each other.

I might have to kick some ass pretty soon. My friend's cousin's ex-boyfriend is fucking up. She dumped him, but he said that if she didn't take him back he'd tell her parents everything they did. What an idiot. Doesn't he know I'll smash him into a thousand pieces? Some fucking idiot posted in my last journal. What a dipshit.