Still blueballs. Brother coming in in December, says he'll kick my ass when he gets in. Don't know why. Remembered all the birthdays he told me to remember. Asshole. Going to find out he'll need to pack a lunch. I'm benching nearly half more than my weight. Definitely enough to give him a concussion. Think I might sleep tonight. Been up since ( Read more... )

Well, today officially sucked. I'm forced out of bed at five to go to school, after a full twelve minutes of sleep. Then I get to school to discover the one good thing out of the day: my girlfriend is horny. Sadly, we're at school, and their's nowhere to hide or go. THEN, I get to class to discover they've rearranged the seating chart and put me ( Read more... )

You. You are now trapped. You belong to me until such time as I see fit to release you from my grasp. I'm Mikhail. You're my journal. And if you're reading this, you're invading my privacy, you bad person. But I digress. I've been declared legally insane as of yesterday, but my insanity is not severe enough to warrant commital. More later.