Comments | dobynumber5: I have a title, and you may be impressed just by titles

dobynumber5

I have a title, and you may be impressed just by titles

Mar 29, 2006 09:38

The last time I checked my name was not Toby. I could be wrong, but I believe my birth certificate says Doby. It doesn’t? Oh, I forgot that Doby isn’t actually my name, either. But if my name were Doby then that is what my birth certificate would say, instead of Toby, which it doesn’t cause even though Doby isn’t my name, neither is Toby ( Read more... )

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watch4whales March 29 2006, 15:47:55 UTC

Oh no no no no no NOOOOO!!!! You must be Toby. Find out if she's hot!! Play that game....it would be fun!!!!

dobynumber5 March 29 2006, 18:01:02 UTC

No, definetely not hot...she sounds like ghetto trash from the South Side. The message she left was much longer than what I outlined above...but my ability to translate ghetto isn't that good and I didn't understand most of the other stuff that she said! Methinks she is the antithesis of hot...

watch4whales March 29 2006, 18:28:00 UTC

You could have yourself a ghetto-fabulous new friend! Why DO people ramble in voicemail messages anyway? The only time I've done that is if I need to leave important details. Otherwise it's hey I called, call me back.

dobynumber5 March 29 2006, 18:37:38 UTC

I've gone my entire life with ghetto fabulous friends...and I don't think I want to start having any now...so don't drop off any of your from 8 Mile either!
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And, I hate to admit it, I am the king of long, rambling voicemail messages. Sometimes I ramble on and on until their voicemail quits recording and I don't always realize it - so I end up talking to myself. It's fun.

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kefitzat March 29 2006, 16:10:07 UTC

I need your new number!!!

dobynumber5 March 29 2006, 17:55:20 UTC

monsieur, mon nouveau nombre est (773) 426-0702.
I thought I send it to you in my mad text message blitz of last week when I got it changed, but who knows with my crazy brain :-)
We need to get together soon now that my life is settling down here in the Windy City :-)

jackie_d13 March 29 2006, 21:12:10 UTC

Hey Toby, when ya coming to cols? 614-806-1137 is where you can reach me for the time being, its my other cell.. remember? for my side job lol, but for the time being nextel is out of commision until jackie tang pays the 500 dollar cell bill.

dobynumber5 March 29 2006, 21:18:37 UTC

Damn it Jackie Tang, if you don't changing numbers I'm gonna beat you down!
Hopefully soon..if nothing I'm swinging through town the weekend of Easter :-)

jackie_d13 March 29 2006, 21:23:48 UTC

I didn't switch! ive had this number, and you should have as well, so if you didn't save it then, do so now, please, ya crazy asshole! :)

and its only for a short time, however long it takes to save up $500 dollars..

I doubt you can beat me down, Toby's cant beat people up.. maybe if your name was doby, or thundercat.. i would be scared..

You better come soon.. im starting to go through doby withdrawels.. i mean you have heard of crack addicts going through withdrawels.. imagine that... this is 9.5 times worse!

dyfed March 30 2006, 02:31:25 UTC

I see you've got penguins... have any of them left muddy footprints on your back yet?

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ninerrl March 30 2006, 04:02:07 UTC

OMIGOD, you've become dissociative.

ernestinewalker March 30 2006, 16:44:32 UTC

When Doby Howls... .

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dobynumber5 April 3 2006, 21:44:56 UTC

hehe...best idea ever! Crush heart of woman...well, I can check that off of my list o' things to do today :-)