Today's winner...

[doc_quixote]

... is a network security guy who doesn't understand that telneting to port 25 and typing the appropriate commands _is_ sending mail via SMTP.

Comments

[thewronghands]

Um. What does he think it is? Telnet?

[curvemudgeon]

If said unnamed person worked in my company's corporate IT den, he'd think it was "engaging in a hacker attack against corporate resources", or at least that's how he described it in the formal complaints he fired off to all and sundry about me.