1. South Park does bit about the Prophet Mohammed. 
2. Nation holds breath, waiting for our favorite TV clowns to be assasinated.
3. Nothing happens.
4. Muslim Internet troll with a website says "somebody should pay these guys a visit."
5. Nothing happens.

 It turns out that pulling a thread through your eye socket is very uncomfortable.

But I need to do it so that I can be a real sideshow artist and not just a pussy-ass magician.

You know why your magic sucks?  Because you don't have fancy limited edition playing cards!  Give us your money and we will send you fancy, limited edition playing cards! 

Does anybody else think that maybe those old people on the rascal scooters would be in better helth if they were to get off the scooters and walk a bit? 

   Fully realized, that [locavore]  ideal would eliminate one of the great culinary advances of the past half century. Unripe peaches notwithstanding, today's supermarket produce departments are modern marvels. American grocery shoppers have choices that would have been unimaginable only a few decades ago. When I was growing up in the 1960s and ( Read more... )

   Fully realized, that [locavore]  ideal would eliminate one of the great culinary advances of the past half century. Unripe peaches notwithstanding, today's supermarket produce departments are modern marvels. American grocery shoppers have choices that would have been unimaginable only a few decades ago. When I was growing up in the 1960s and ( Read more... )

I woke up hungover  this morning and my first thought was "I cant drink like I used to"  Then IU realized that nthing has changed at all, its just that I used to feel this bad all the time. 

Tila Tequlia was attacked by an angry mob at the gathering of juggalos ( Read more... )

Maybe instead of joining the Foreign Legion, I'll get a master's degree in Thailand.

http://tesol.payap.org/MA.html

Beef Parissienne ( Read more... )