Making a house call

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In regards to experiments performed upon #109, I believe I've made some astonishing breakthroughs. Subject #109 displays an unusually high sensitivity response that makes probing her quite effective. Both in utilizing cryogenics, reaction to cold quite advantageous, and direct electrical stimuli ( Read more... )

Making a house call

The first cut must be made with delicate care if the subject is to pull through as I hope it will. It may be dispassionate to refer to the patient as "it" but a clinical approach in all such matters is best, I find ( Read more... )

A big honking fat guy came in today, complaining of a sore throat and bit of wheezing was evident. After a brief inspection it was evident that there was significant inflammation of the infected area ( Read more... )

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Doctor GigglesosisCause:Egyptian curseSymptoms:tongue forking, beeping, extreme extra ribs, inability to pronounce letter 'c'Cure:wake up and realise it was all just a dream

...as you sleep in your bed and feel that tugging sensation around your waist level. I'm just removing your lower intestine because my sink's clogged up!