Well would you look at that.  Tosh has gone and brought me a new friend!

Gorgeous girl, just introduced herself as Romana.  Blonde hair, thin waist.  Type of girl you know would be good in bed.

And she just happens to be a Time Lord.  Or Lady, if you like.

Wonder if I can still get it on with her...

Well last night was eventful, to say the least.  Gwen came to my flat, without much persuasion, and we, shall we say, got re-aquainted.  A few times actually.

And according to her, it isn't the last time.

I just don't get why I'm so drawn to her.  Just one look at her and bang, I'm a goner.

Must be because she's a bloody good shag!  Must be that!  Of ( Read more... )

Stuck in Torchwood.  Again.  Whilst that lot get to swan off and have fun!  It's not as if I'm that drunk.

Well maybe I'm a little drunk.  Just a tad.  Yeah.

The stupid pet just ate the last bit of food we had left.  I may get rid of it whilst that lot are off.

I can't believe it!  They took the bloody tea boy and left me!

Well don't I feel special.