hey, today somebody tried to reset my password. what a jerk! i totally forgot i had this name but by golly i will build it into something great. hallelujah!

hmmm, not much to say here. today i invented the electric light bulb, made sweet love to a certain miss. applebee, and swatted a fly, nearly killing it. if i wanted to speak on the phone, i would have spoken on the phone by now, instead of sitting around like a jackass looking at the stars and thinking i would have been better off if i was a ( Read more... )

today work sucked. yup. my job blows. i'm gonna go make some pasta.

Hey there, this is my journal. I'm not really sure what I'm going to use it for, but it will probably involve rocking. See ya!