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[doctor_sasuke]

hayman rubbed a condom all over me yesterday. D: D:

so when she left the room, i took said condom, blew it up, and put her laptop in it.

...

well, i was thinking about it. hayman and her semi-boyfriend (he keeps saying he's gonna kick my ass cause i pwn him at life) left and were "REMEMBER THE CONDOM IS IN THE DRAWER FOR YOUUUUU~ IT'S ULTRA-

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[molokomolotov]

ZOMG I TOTALLY ALMOST FINISHED YOUR LETTER TODAY :D YOU'D BE PROUD THEN THE STUPID TEACHER THREATENED ME SAYING THAT I WOULD FAIL AND LIKE THE NERD IAM STOPPED WRITING D8 THAT TEACHER LOSES SO BAD.
and OMG I WANT TO GROPE YOU. *RUBS THIGHS*
I have sprint D: damn that Verizon people I SAY WE KILL THEM NOW SO YOU WONT HAVE TO POISON THEIR FOOD :D

[molokomolotov]

I ALSO NEED YOUR AIM D8

[doctor_sasuke]

awesomeliciously

YEAH I'M SERIOUS (all my friends are, "you're in a higher english and your sn defies all the rules of english" and i'm "..NO WAI") WHAT'S YOURS? 8OO I BET YOU I'M AWAY RIGHT NOW. DDD'8

[molokomolotov]

YOU ARE AWAY RIGHT NOW D: IM TEMPETED TO MESSAGE YOU [MR.SEXYPANTS. PAGING MR.SEXYPANTS]

[euphorize]

ugh, Verizon does suck. I'm gonna cancel my landline, and make myself cellphone-ho alllll the way with cingular, 'cause they really do have the least dropped calls~

btw, is that you in your icon? WAH IT IS SO CUTE. XB

[doctor_sasuke]

yeaaaaAAAAHH all my friends with cingular have full service here! D: i'm like suffering with -2 bars and they are bustin' it with 6 full bars. ;^; i can't switch yeeet. i have to wait for like, a year to be over. D: D: D: YOU LUCKY BEAST, YOU'RE GETTING CINGULAR SOON. are you getting a new cell with it?

[euphorize]

rawr, my friend's being constantly raped by Verizon's ridiculously high prices, even though I've told her to SWITCH 3458765 TIMES. T__T I've had Cingular for the last six months or so, and it's wonderful. <33 ...nah, I don't think I'm getting a new cell, I kinda like my razr. Even though basically EVERYONE at my school has one. >/

[doctor_sasuke]

YOU HAVE A RAZR??? WTFFFFF EVERYONE HAS COOL PHONES. TT___TT all i have is some lameass flip phone that can't even take pictures or be on speaker and stuff. :[[ YOU KNOW WHAT MY WALLPAPER IS?? AN ALREADY SET WATERFUCKNIG DROP. 8CCC every time i pick up the phone my kidney fails. :D

...i am so switching to cingular. :o *shoots the verizon people following me around*

OH BTW that icon is not me lulz i am not cute. :DDD

Yeees.

[comettail]

*gropes your funbags*

Re: Yeees.

[doctor_sasuke]

DD8

HENTAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII~ ♥♥

[maldaeien]

It should be illegal that you make me laugh like this with every single wonderful entry.

Sensei, you must teach me the wonderful art of your quality posting! I'm not worth of posting at my LJ with that creepy style of sentences. IT'S SHAMEFUL! *begs, takes out the garbage, changes the oil of the car, knits and goes begging*

And bras are meant to be wore as GOOGLES! How could yuo feel them up! >:O
*glomps*

Maldy

[doctor_sasuke]

GOGGLES??? THAT'S INGENIOUS. I SHALL WEAR THAT TO CLASS AS MY NEW, HIP STYLE ON MONDAY. YARYARYARRRR. ...though i don't think i will be able to see the lectures. D: and the professor might confiscate them and wear them himself. D: AND THOSE ARE MY BRAS. D8< and it might not fit him cause i bet his rack is bigger than mine. :[

ILIKE IT WHEN YOU LAUGH CAUSE YOUR BOOBS JIGGLE AND I WATCH THEM LIKE A PERVERT SUPERMAN IT MAKES ME CHEERFUL AS WELL. ♥ YOUR POSTS ARE COOL, WTF. ...BUT HAY THANKS, I DON'T NEED TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE ANYMORE! *kisskiss* ...WAIT, DID YOU WASH YOUR HANDS. D8

[doctor_sasuke]

[doctor_sasuke]

yea me too. XCEPT FOR THAT MOLE.