new journal. add me, whores. _Holy_Mackerel

I'm a dog, a dirty flying dog.
I drink Campari with marinated wild hog.
I've no sense, I like electric fence.
I put barbed wire in my pants and do a celtic dance.

"Now I know what I must do. I must take you down"

stacy is a natural born football player and megan pees her pants. buh-lee-dat.

who wants to go and see gwar friday, feb. 4th at the recher?

megan and i are computer bandits.

i really hate people that pretend to care about the environment in an attempt to make it seem like they have texture or make it seem like they are better than someone else or a group of people. don't you realize that the college you attend, the house you live in, the roads you drive on, the organic grocery store you shop in were not built around ( Read more... )

if you happen to be in dunkin donuts, don't let obie make your coffee. the kid is seriously dumb as a rock. he forgot the coffee in our COFFEE today. how does that happen? he also put egg on megan's sammich when she clearly asked for NO egg. what can you ask for from a guy named obie. i've been thinking and there are only two other people i can ( Read more... )

rock it.

i swear that if i get suspended, all hell is gonna break loose.

You say the hill’s too steep to climb ( Read more... )