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doctoral_bird

[Audio/Video][Open Commentlog perhaps?] Oh god my organs...

Jul 10, 2010 00:19

[A sudden click is heard, it seems Malkus' comm has come on audio-wise]

[Nothing comprehensible is heard though, only a loud pained groan, as if Malkus had snuck some dieing animal into his room]

Nooo-ho-hoooo god help me!

[Stumbling is heard, it sounds like Malkus is crashing around his room, knocking everything over as he stumbles around like a ( Read more... )

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ttlynotawizard July 10 2010, 05:32:41 UTC

Easy, easy. What did you eat? Is there processed food where you're from?

[OH HAI HAVE SOMEONE WHO HAD THE SAME ISSUE]

doctoral_bird July 10 2010, 05:38:41 UTC

[What DIDN'T he eat...Suppose he ought to start off with some of the most memorable foods...]

[His voice echos behind the bucket, reaching out blindly, letting out a pained groan again, talking faint words this time...listen...closely...He chokes out his words...They may very well be his last ALL DRAMATIC]

D-...Doooo-....nut...blurgh

[He lays down, face first for a moment, playing dead...]

...

[His foot twitches]

ttlynotawizard July 10 2010, 05:57:47 UTC

All right, you're going to need Gravol. I can bring it to you. Can you type or moan out where you are?

[Audio] doctoral_bird July 10 2010, 06:02:32 UTC

[He can't see but he's going to guess he's made some pretty far progress]

D-...Deck four...F-...Front half...I think...

[He's laying right outside his door, to be honest, he's crawled about 5 feet...]

...G-....Gravol? .....N-No more poison...p-please...Whh-...What....Is Grav-...ughl....

[He lifts his head only to drop it back down with a loud CLANG]

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shenghuanzhe July 10 2010, 06:26:18 UTC

Poison? Nah, man, what'd you eat? There ain't no poison, unless you drank the shit in bottles under the sink. You do that, man?

doctoral_bird July 10 2010, 06:29:53 UTC

I-....I ate....E-.....Everything.....Bottles?...

[That tastey looking colorful stuff that looked like fruity drinks of sorts? He was planning on getting to that later but those plans seem to have been halted....FOR NOW]

N-....No bottles...C-....Cookies....Cakes....

[HURGH]

...Ch-...Chocolate...

[It's okay, chocolate. Malkus forgives you...]

shenghuanzhe July 10 2010, 06:37:51 UTC

Hold up.

[Kage opens a very large filefolder from a shelf in his office wall and flips through it, past the photos of the good doctor from childhood on, past all of that to the details about his homeworld.

Undeveloped. There's a personal note written beside it from the ship's mechanic. "Primitive shithole!" is what the mechanic wrote. Well, that explains things.

Kage grunts and flips the file closed.]

You ate modern food. Y'know how shit rots a lot where y'come from? Here we got these chemicals we put on food so they don't rot so fast. It's rough on your insides and you're gonna feel like death until y'get used to it. Start out by eatin' only fresh food, aye? Then take small bits'a the other food. You'll be better before y'know it.

doctoral_bird July 10 2010, 06:50:28 UTC

[Shit DID infact rot quite often...Malkus thought about how long that food must have been sitting out there...]

Chemi-...cals?

[He took a moment to think between his stomach turning itself inside out, was POISONING your food worth having it look pretty longer?]

I'll get used to it? ...Th-thank god...

[He noded inside his bucket, realizing it didnt make much of a difference considering he could not see him]

Fresh...foods...yes...Th-...hurgh...Thank you...

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