Happy Birthday, Dr. Jones

[doctorcurare]

Harrison Ford is 63 today.

And he remains the man. Kudos, you scruffy-looking nerfherder.

Keep at it. We all dream of Indiana Jones 4. And dreams can come true. Next year.

Comments

[goatmasterflash]

Indiana Jones and the Surgery of the Broken Hip, Maybe?
No? OK not Harrison's hip. His undernourished, half-his-age girlfriend's hip which was broken as a result of a typo in the Kama Sutra. Calcium all around!

Zing!

[doctorcurare]

I'm very nearly hurt, as that was an obvious jab at my idol, or at least his love life.

But it's hard to be hurt when you're laughing this hard.

Re: not hard enough

[goatmasterflash]

trust me, when you laugh so hard that shards of spleen are forcefully ejected through your nose, it HURTS. Obviously, I've got to do better next time.

I got nothing against your boy. erm, I mean, grandpappy.

Re: not hard enough

[doctorcurare]

Oh shit. It's on.

You're obviously not trying too hard, 'cause that shit AIN'T EVEN FUNNY.

Who disses Han, anyway? Who pokes fun at Indy? Who openly mocks Dr. Kimble? What kind of person are you, anyway?!!

Well, OK, Jim Carrey mocks Dr. Kimble, but I stand by the rest...

[the_crowchan]

Bah. Indiana Jones could be in his dotage and still unearth entire ruined socities, discover the secret to eternal life, and kick all sorts of Nazi ass.

And bed the snarky girl-next-door character whose affection he remains oblivious to, the sinfully gorgeous Nazi mole, and the spoiled malnourished Hollywood brat who's somehow wormed her tentacles into his brain.

And wear them out.

Hail to the Doctor, baby.

[doctorcurare]

Yeah, he could have stayed in a time long ago in a galaxy far, far away. He could have married a princess. One day, he could even have become King.

But in his own way, he still is King...

[doctorcurare]

Is it Kimball? Shit, my bad.

And yeah, Decker is much more badass than Kimball. He's got the gritty noir longcoat style that we all love (as long as it's the Director's Cut and we see unicorns and don't hear narration). I was just tossing out a few names. Hell, even Jack Ryan had his moments (no, not alongside Sean Connery or Morgan Freeman... the other Jack Ryan).

As for the hoes...or hos...or ho's...or hose...or hoze...
Whatever. Bugger off.

And why don't you pay attention when I tell you NOT to read something?! Damn. It's not even finished. You know what I'm talking about. I had to delete the thing. Now you've seen the pictures without the writing. The whole thing won't be the same. Fuck.

[wheeloffish]

We only wish you were.