1. Your Name ( Read more... )

oh look.. a livejournal..

Thanks to someone fucking with things, I no longer have my old msn account or my hotmail address..
Let me know if you want it and I'll give you the new one...

This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with in the subject ( Read more... )

This is to all of the girls in the world who can't accept the nice guys for who they are ( Read more... )

I am soooo tired ( Read more... )

I am so sick and tired of not having a reason to play my guitar ( Read more... )

If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in *your* journal.

My place.. Saturday September 23rd.. there will be a party.. I will ahve some booze but it is pretty much BYOB as I am cheap and poor.. I am off work at 11 that night so that's when my door will open ( Read more... )

1. Sonk

2.To engage in sexual intercourse where the male partner prematurely ejaculates and then takes the used condom and slaps it in the female partner's face.

Oh yeah...