Well I've been thinking, and I have been thinking I want to start updating this more often ( Read more... )

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Haven't updated in a hella fuckin' long ass time... Let's see since like twenty years ago ( Read more... )

My car was broken into while I was at work in broad fucking daylight ( Read more... )

I have the best GF ever ( Read more... )

It ruled. :D

Pictures soon!

~Mikey < 3

It's my birffffffffffffdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

So my birthday is the 16th (Monday), and last night my little sister, our friend Amy, my ex and I all went out to Centerfolds (a strip club in SF). It was fucking off the hook!!! My sister told them it was my birthday and I jumped up on stage, they ripped my shirt off, threw my face in their chests, gave me lap dances (about five or six strippers ( Read more... )

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Fuck Drew Carrey. That little bitch with a badge!