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Superior Write-Fu: how to win/fail at fic descriptions, guest starring Sensei Half_Life_Wolf.
doctorv: *snork* I think fic descriptions have reached a level where they can be actual cliches now. "[Noun] leaves [Character] [adjective], but [noun] from [other Character] may be more than he bargained for."
doctorv: TELL ME YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THAT DESCRIPTION BEFORE.
doctorv: YOU CAN'T, CAN YOU?
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Here, have some shitty poetry. I have work in five hours. FML. *sob*
I need to move, my love, but I can't bear to move your hand
To break that contact for the briefest of heartbeats
To lose all but the phantom of your warmth for the slightest
single
solitary
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If not for 'bots I wouldn't post at all. :(
...Another 'bot responded to my post about my uncle's funeral. For serious, what the shit? :/
Bluh, I need to start posting regularly again, this is ridiculous. *headdesk* God, so tired, so sick. Fffff.
EDIT: And then a potential 'bot responded to this post. WTFingF ( Read more... ) -
THEY ARE CALLED TRANSITION LENSES, DOC. WHY IS THIS A THING YOU KEEP FORGETTING?
So this is a conversation that happened. And now there's art. And I may eventually write a thing. I am so sorry.
half_life_wolf: "YOUR FIC PROMOTES ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS BOO HISS"
half_life_wolf: and I'm like WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS FROM HAVE I REALLY FAILED THAT HARD???
doctorv: Pluh! People will interpret weird shit into your writings no matter what, but it sometimes says more ( Read more... ) -
By the way, I'm sorry so many of my posts lately have just been bitching.
Uuuuuugh, how long's it been since I updated? Sorry for the long silence. Life has been...hectic, to say the least. *grimace ( Read more... ) -
Because if I didn't bitch out spambots I'd never talk to ANYONE, these days.
Seriously, mine is not a journal that lends itself well to comments made without actually reading the entry.And yes, I did in fact report this user to Livejournal as a potential spambot. I went and looked at their journal and they have ONE entry, which I couldn't see, and TWO tags, which I also couldn't see. If they respond and explain themself, ( Read more... ) -
They also drew blood and gave me a tetanus shot. My day was AWESOME!!
Hey guys! Does this look familiar? Hahaha!
(Maybe not as much recently, I'll grant you, but still. I have been there.)
Also, guess who went to the emergency room today! :D I can has STITCHES IN MY THUMB. I'm so looking forward to work tomorrow, LOL.
