Doc does porn. Mullet-verse fic: Five Ways Junior Got Lucky
Title: Five Ways Junior Got Lucky
Fandom: Justice League
Characters: Junior (OMC)/various, Booster/Beetle (mention), Goldie, Max
Word Count: 9411
Rating: NC-17
Author's Notes: Porn! You hear me? This is nothing but porn! Lookit the title. You see that? That's exactly what it is. Twenty-five pages worth. And also some angst.And yet, despite the fact ( Read more... )
Fandom: Justice League
Characters: Junior (OMC)/various, Booster/Beetle (mention), Goldie, Max
Word Count: 9411
Rating: NC-17
Author's Notes: Porn! You hear me? This is nothing but porn! Lookit the title. You see that? That's exactly what it is. Twenty-five pages worth. And also some angst.And yet, despite the fact ( Read more... )
Aww, Junior is just like a happy puppy! "Alert! Danger? Nope. Play? Play now? Hey, a thing!" I want a puppy!Junior of my very own.
"Actually, that's the look right there." XD Junior = pure, unadulterated love.
"Query: Are you human, insect, or confectionery?" I have this sudden urge to make Mulletverse cookies. Who's with me?
an ass you could bounce loose change off of XD My friends and I referred to that sort of thing as "Quarter-Boy" back in high school. I am now deeply entertained by the image of Goldie flicking things at Junior's behind while they're waiting around for something interesting to happen. I'm sure that Pulsar wouldn't mind joining in. :3
Bad Andy. Bad. No brain-damaging Junior!
Loved it. Absolutely adored it. Junior is all kinds of love (no pun intended).
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I fully support any course of action that involves Mulletverse and/or cookies. C:=
I am now deeply entertained by the image of Goldie flicking things at Junior's behind while they're waiting around for something interesting to happen. I'm sure that Pulsar wouldn't mind joining in. :3
Really, it's the only logical thing to do when nothing interesting happens. XD
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The difference between Junior and a puppy is that he only licks your face after he has permission. ...Well, usually.
Mmm, Mullet-verse cookies.... *drools*
(And now I'm trying to figure out what they would look like and/or how to make them. XD)
*laugh* Quarter-Boy. And she totally would. Now I'm picturing Goldie and Pulsar with a bag of change while an oblivious Junior bends over to look at something.
*poing*
Junior: *looks back in confusion* What was that?
Goldie & Pulsar: *hiding the bag of change, shrug*
Junior: o.0 *shrugs, turns around*
*poing!*
Junior: *stares up at the sky* Rain? Hail? What?
Goldie & Pulsar: XD
*grin* Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it.
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Because eventually, you know that they'd start flicking change at the other members of the League. XD
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Be advised, the list of things not allowed has been expanded.
21. No bouncing coins or similar off Blue Beetle's buttocks. Even if it does improve morale.
22. Batman's cowl ears are not and have never been: toys, "marital aids," handholds, target practice, "cute as a button," or anything else except grim and pointy.
Thank you.
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Tim must have to practise those lines. I can't say the words "grim and pointy" without bursting out into giggles. XD
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I also thought I should mention that those are numbers 21 and 22 because the old list, primarily for Beetle and Booster, was retired years ago. There was a party, much alcohol, stories of how some things got on the list (though others were very carefully not spoken of, ever), recreations of a few of the list numbers, and a passing of the torch (I'll leave the literalness of that up to you) to the next generation with much solemnity.
The next day, Batman was forced to start a new list, for reasons he remains pointedly vague on to this day.
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1. If you don't know what it is/does, don't touch the goo.
2. Corrupting the minds of sidekicks is not going to make you very popular among the heroes they work with.
3. Anything with "personal lubricant" written on it is not allowed in the Watchtower without express, written permission.
3.a. Not written permission from Blue Beetle.
3.b. Not written permission from Gold Star.
3.c. No, they really don't have the authority to give permission, no matter how sincere they seem.
4. The transporters are tools, not toys. Please keep this in mind.
4.a. The following items are no longer allowed in the transporters without express, written permission: bananas, whipped cream, marbles, alarm clocks, colored dye upwards of a gallon, kittens, minor demons disguised as kittens, "herbs," anything that Blue Beetle or Gold Star assure you is perfectly within the rules, YOUR MOTHER
4.b. Blue Beetle and Gold Star are hereby banned from adding to the list.
4.c. STICK IT IN YOUR POINTY EAR! ( ... )
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*saves this for later*
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21. No bouncing coins or similar off Blue Beetle's buttocks.
21.a. Even if it does improve morale.
22. Batman's cowl ears are not and have never been: toys, "marital aids," handholds, target practice, "cute as a button," or anything else except grim and pointy.
23. It's just mean to order delivery at the Watchtower.
23.a. IT'S NOT DELIVERY, IT'S DIGORNO!
23.b. Shut up, Gold Star.
24. OMAX resents the implication and thinks you should apologize.
24.a. Yes, OMAX heard you.
24.b. Yes, even there.
24.c. Yes it's creepy.
25. Personal space is a necessity, not a suggestion.
25.a. Back off, Beetle.
Heh, I'm-a stop there, for now. I dunno if they're any good, but I tried. And I had fun. ^_^
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I'm thinking of posting a link on boostle (in the notes for an actual Boostle fic) with an invitation for others to add to it. And a promise to write at least 100 words on any of the numbers requested. Whatcha think?
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"Things you're not supposed to do" lists are fun for everyone, and if you're offering fic too, everyone's going to jump on board. Because, yay, doctorv fic! Yay! :D
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