Canada's Border Services Agency provides customs agents with lists of "obscene and objectionable material" that may or may not be allowed into the country. What follows it their most recent list of "Admissible and Prohibited" porno titles ( Read more... )

I died in the Dungeon of Doctorx

I was killed in a cold passage by the wrath of Xoxaine, whilst carrying...

the Armour of Queenceline, the Dagger of Jorn!, the Dagger of B36, the Crown of Frankenrox, the Axe of Walmartprincess, the Armour of George Carlin, the Crown of Karatejarrod, the Crown of Us Naked, the Wand of Jivecons, the Amulet of ( Read more... )

Far beyond this world I've known,
Far beyond my time,

What kind of world am I going to find?
Will it be real or just all in my mind?

What will I do and what will I be?
Where am I going and what will I see?

You know something? The lyrics to the Buck Rogers theme were pretty lame.

I tried to be a friend to Andrea. I honestly wanted to be. I made one simple request: Meet me for coffee. Sit down with me and look me in the eye and let me try to be comfortable with you again before I have to deal with you and the fiance ( Read more... )

Yeah, went into the Loony Bin on Sunday night. Started looking around for things to pawn so I could get a gun, found the business card with the crisis line number and called it and they made me come in.

Doing slightly better now. Still sorting through emails. brandtrn, you might see a little bit of extra traffic in the next few days. There were a few ( Read more... )

Which is one of the meds that I take. In the commercial, they mention under the list of side-effects "thoughts of suicide."

Very nice. Very nice indeed. "Side effects may include THE EXACT FUCKING THING YOU'RE TAKING THE PILLS TO PREVENT!!!"

And shaysdays gave me Q. So here we are.

Quixotic: A large portion of my life.

Questions: They're a burden to others, and answers are a prison for oneself.

Queers: I know there's a few out there reading this. All are welcome here. Say howdy, queers!

Q*Bert: This creature was worshipped by the Mayans for his ability to change the color of their ( Read more... )

Superman: The dream always begins the same. My parents...Jor-El and Lara put me in the rocket as the planet Krypton breaks apart ( Read more... )

There was a family gathering at my sister's today, but I've been fighting with my dad, so I decided not to go so my mom would be able to go and have a somewhat good time until he decides to kill it ( Read more... )

Well, Heathen Easter has come and gone. See, the Greek Orthodox Church follows the ancient calendar, so my family's always celebrated Greek Easter, which is next weekend. Usually, since my mom's Catholic, we still got Easter Baskets, but I didn't get one this year. I guess Jesus' pet bunny doesn't love me anymore ( Read more... )