Observation1: Almost everyone at DFW is really damn fat.
Observation2: I could see myself living in San Diego.

This country is fucked up.

I'm not talking about any one thing in particular, just a vague feeling picked up from the past year that just hit me right now in an awesome wave.

Which reminds me, Christian Bale is awesome. I felt a little bit of Patrick Bateman in his Batman character and it made me happy.

When there's a television program with four people sitting around chatting, then some guy pops in and busts out the natto, then they all start eating it with long sticky strands hanging out their mouths, then comment on how delicious it is, that's just wrong.

The JR train that wrecked today in Osaka really made some sweet loving to the apartment building it ran into. I think it certainly does say something about the culture here though: the driver was 1.5 minutes late after overshooting his stop a couple stations earlier and subsequently went faster to make up for lost time, resulting in 52 dead and ( Read more... )

At a shrine in Kamakura...

[L]: Look at that couple, they're all in love.
[D]: How about us? Are we in love?
[L]: Nope.
[D]: ...
[L]: You see, I like human beings, and you're a monkey.

Damn that hurts.

Hi Kim! It's been a long long time. Are you coming to visit yet or what?

Jesus Christ, my head hurts.

Hmmmm, let's see...

Sunday: Went to a friend's wife's birthday party with some folks I knew in Roppongi. I normally avoid that part of town like the plague because it's infested with booty-fix-seeking asshole foreigners, but what the hey, I can make exceptions from time to time. At some point, one of the DJ's at the club (cafe?) introduced me ( Read more... )

I've been doing my laundry by hand for the past four months and I'm beginning to tire of it.

On the bright side, I'm working on becoming the king of HeLa transfection efficiency. I will be sure-fire pimping if theories develop correctly.

Never ever, under any circumstances, let anyone put a mystery cream on your scrotum ( Read more... )

I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO BE IN MY NEW APARTMENT RIGHT NOW. NEXT SATURDAY IS NOT SOON ENOUGH. FUCK.

I meant that in a good way, really.