An Excellently-Narrated Account of the Legend of the TV Dinner

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Katy Pills:

Will cause you to skip class more often than not

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Spring break was wonderful. Living with Michael and wasting time.
But as this time of freedom comes to a close, I have one thing to say:

NARD!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nard_%28flower%29

"And if anybody besides you becomes responsible for the choices you make, then and only then have they truly brought out the worst in you." -Johnathon

I love you. Thank you for being you.

Having the life of childhood dreams. Doing what I want to do with someone who doesn't nauseate me. Like a pirate without the fear of danger...and much more booty. Take that as you will. I am the queen of implications. Yeah...

Ah, the treasure of experience.

I desperately want to run through some sprinklers right now ( Read more... )

Third quarter is nearly over, thank God ( Read more... )

In the spirit of many of my friends' entries...

I have been accepted to Otterbein College with a major in Theatre and a minor in Arts Administration. I have recieved $9,400 annually from the college based on academic merit, and $6,000 annually based on artistic talent.

I = amazing.

...And to quote the Ica of Levey... "SUCK IT, BITCHES."

I find it interesting that the same Administration that is pushing for the posing of the ten commandments in court houses and public schools is the Administration that is expanding the ways C.I.A. agents may torture, and even kill P.O.W.'s who are being interrogated ( Read more... )

For those of you who don't know, (and most of you shouldn't) there is a giant hole in the floor of my bathroom that is directly above my basement ( Read more... )