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Be be be benny and the jets, wooo.
I know why our president is so god damn stupid. I know why the best english teacher I know, and one of the smartest friends I have (Also and english major), fight for good'ol Georgie boy. I am a bit upset that I was never told from the start...but... Now I know why my president fumbles words and smiles when he says "WAR" on television in front of ( Read more... ) -
Don't diet. ...Download a virus and remove the FAT32
I can not sleep. -
It's only forever...that's not long at all.
OK so a while back I had to write a traditional sonnet for class. I didn't know what to write about ...so I made the mistake of asking Amanda what it should be about. ...she said a transvestite. ...great. SO I wrote and handed in a poem about a transvestite. I call it "Mangina" ...( Here it is ) -
I just cursed the sun so I could have the moon. e e e ie e e yea.
Wtf is crappin, hammer ( Read more... ) -
It's very sad how a family can be torn apart by something so simple like a pack of wild dogs.
An observation must be shared with you all ( Read more... ) -
Shoot or be shot.
BOO ( Read more... ) -
Sorry about the blue cheese and avacado thing......i'll be in my office.
- I GOTTA CAT!!!
- His name is RINGO
- he is a kitten.
- yabba dabba doo!
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"Ah kaint." -Isreal Gonzales
*Lets face it...25 cent pop is hard to come by. Shit that wont get you taken away:
Where's Waldo (text only)
Fuck your car.
Where do babies come from (told by barbie)
Always test your clothes.
What a nut job.
I made the mistake of watching this video stoned stupid.
Xbox 360 live at MTV something, with performance by THE KILLERS!(100 Mb.. ( Read more... )