why don't i live in colorado?

so monday night was trash night, i was driving home, and i was like "WHAT! A TV!" it was rather large. i put it in the volvo. carried it inside and put it in my room ( Read more... )

today a kid walked into glass instead of walking out of the door. he made a "buh" noise.

THIS JUST HAPPENED.

i am a barn: do you lean?
i am a barn: WHAT
i am a barn: I MEAN DO YOU LIKE BEANS

i am a barn: guess the worst word ever ( Read more... )

i have rug burn from playing musical chairs.

i also performed a puppet show last night.

tell me how much you envy me.

so i had this GREAT idea.. to 'cork' a wiffle ball bat by filling it with expanding insulation foam YEA! the bat would lay on the ground and shake from the incredible amount of potential energy in it. i'm also pretty sure that the bat would say things like. "MAN I COULD REALLY HIT SOME WIFFLE BALLS 900 FEET RIGHT NOW." oh man, what a great idea, ( Read more... )

i was trying to sleep, but of course, price hill has to break into street fights. so i called the police and hopefully the police will kill them all.

damn hill.

so everything was cool until,

i CHOKED on skyline and THREW IT UP at SQUID's HOUSE.

awesome.

1. so college isn't THAT bad. even though it is still very school-like.

2. i discovered that ranch dressing on a baked potato is real great. except squid said:
scub A SQUID 05: isn't that the same as ranch on wedges that you liked?

3. i realized right before i ate my second potato that BACON bits are, in fact, meat. today is friday, it is lent.