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i got pulled over tonight.

i cut a corner too sharply and the car that was in the turn lane was a cop car.

you may ask, "did you get a ticket?"

no.

my ticket getting to getting pulled over ratio is,
drumroll please,

1:5

on this fine december morn, i woke up at the crack of dawn to take a trip to saint bills in order to participate in some paid labor. i walked into father reardon hall just as i would any other day and sat down to imbibe my morning hot chocolate. the day progessed as usual, putting up christmas decor in the church, taking adequate breaks, inhaling ( Read more... )

ohoooohhh maaannn. oh man.

tonight, my jeep kicked snow's ass in the face.

we also sled rid and built pete.

you didn't, you stayed home.

is facebook worth doing?

i got pulled over tonight, failure to use a turn signal, i didn't get a ticket. i did use my turn signal though, it just doesn't work.

i'm 3 for 4 on getting off of tickets.

I am a barn: yea oh man
I am a barn: i just pooped
CvraAetas: congrats
I am a barn: but it was really just a fart
I am a barn: but i had to do it on the toilet
CvraAetas: haha
I am a barn: because there was one of those little poops in there
I am a barn: you know.. the little rabbit poopies