is it bad that EVERY time i poop, i laugh ALOT?

so tonight, i drove my jeep from my house to squid's house to steak n shake to rapid run larosas to kelly's house to squid's house to my house.

ok yea its a piece of crap, but it goed. and going is good. even though it didnt go too good.

so i went to the doctor again today, and i might have to have some of my bone FILED OFF. i'm not gonna say anything else about this, because anytime i think of BONE FILE my teeth hurt.

hey remember last week, when i rolled a 1000 ton tree on my left foot ( Read more... )

today i managed to roll an 800 pound tree onto my toe. it hurt. it still hurts.

i didnt know it was bleeding until i took off my boots like an hour ago.

you wouldn't believe how many ohio shaped rocks there are in the world.

if you have a camera, and you post the best picture of yourself and an ohio shaped rock, i'll give you 2 whole dollars.

the phone recording lady told me to press buttons.
1. for david pepper
2. for mark mallory
3. for undecided

i pressed 4 and hung up on her. i bet she was pissed.

today i worked for six minutes.

if you can guess how often i snot rocket at work i'll say you win.

today at work, i pooped in the woods. i then wiped with my hankerchief. then i left the hankerchief by my poop.

i also have more blisters and im tired.

two consecutive 11 hour days of manual labor really hurts you.