so...today I called about cable for my apartment. I knew it was going to be outrageous, but shit! its going to be around 60 bucks for the "expanded" package (hehe) which is still crappy. no bravo, fuse, or the N! then I called a Direct Tv dealer and they said it's only 30 bucks a month for like, 185 channels or something. and...no installation ( Read more... )

I'm just the happiest mtv viewing girl of all time right now! Undressed is on and I am so pumped! I love this damn show and I'm going to watch the marathon until I can watch no more! They really need to put it on dvd...bad ( Read more... )

I'm an idiot. Its the first really warm day of spring and I decide to go to...wal-mart. As soon as I walk in I hear wailing children. Not just whimpering, whining children, no. Fucking screaming kids and parents that continue shopping while said kid goes on a rampage. Anyways, I head back to the shoe department (where else can you find 1.94 ( Read more... )

my aunt just told me she thinks the male stray cats that periodically visit our house are "screwing each other". haha..only I could have homo kitties outside my house. loves it ( Read more... )

just when I thought my store couldn't get any trashier ( Read more... )

tomorrow is my store meeting and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be hungover/still drunk. I thought this would not be much of a big deal, that I could blend into the background and not be noticed, but I just remembered that its time for my 5 year pin. oh well. I guess it does mean I should probably shower before I go in...but 7 a.m. is damn early!

today it is rainy and gross and cold. I wanted to sleep ALL DAY, but instead I just slept most of the day. and then I told myself I was going to accomplish things around the house, but I didn't. Instead I watched Stella Shorts and laughed my ass off. it is seriously so damn hilarious. if you enjoy skits about humping dead people, throwing dogs ( Read more... )

I went shopping up in Schaumburg yesterday, and here are a few things I discovered ( Read more... )

Guess who just saw Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter in chicago? this boss bitch. it was hilarious. Michael Showalter ripped on Train, Sheryl Crow, Creed, and Dave Matthews Band. Michael Ian Black started off his set with "white power, yay!" and "nazi parrrtay!" He was incredibly politically incorrect, had balls of steel, and was quite ( Read more... )

Auntie's computer isn't working, so I never get to go on the internet! oh well, I don't have a lot to talk about anyways. this weekend I went out with cherrie and her crazy coworker, amy. there were some other people, but amy was definitely my highlight. she's a mom and works in an office, but damn, that girl knows all the words to Brass Monkey ( Read more... )