Remind me to nuke Brazil

[dogsof_war]

 Who's fucking bright idea was it to put one fucking phone in Brazil? Next person to call me Mr. Red gets a fucking knife in the eye.

[ooc: And one by one, my characters shall return.] 

Comments

[revered_love]

.... Why are you in Brazil?

[dogsof_war]

Laos gets boring as fuck when the horse fights stop for the year.

[revered_love]

Oh, charming. Bring your dogs?

[dogsof_war]

Too many bugs. I take it you're not dead.

[death_chopper]

Stay out of Chile.

[dogsof_war]

Ain't taking orders from a piece of machinery. What the fuck's in Chile?

[revered_love]

Nothing.

[dogsof_war]

Shut it, boy.

[amerimnos]

You're as pleasant as usual.

[dogsof_war]

Well, I try, princess.

[amerimnos]

Oh, how I missed those derogatory little nicknames...

And leave Brazil alone. It's a lovely place.

[dogsof_war]

I'll go where I fucking want. Even if it is boring.

[sine_sole_sileo]

Heh, missed you.

(I deleted my comment because I didn't realize Dion made almost the exact some comment. XD;;)

[dogsof_war]

Don't be such a sap.

[sine_sole_sileo]

My apologies.

Where have you been, jackass? Is that better?

[dogsof_war]

Laos, Brazil, probably somewhere else but fuck if I remember. What the hell is my brat doing in Chile?

[dogsof_war]

Hello, uncle.

[dogsof_war]

Yes, uncle. Though you could just throw your own party. I'm sure my boys wouldn't be opposed to drinking and breaking your things.