Explain, Blackhead. Now. Before I decide I like you better as a scrap heap.

Fucker broke my hand. I'm impressed.

 Who's fucking bright idea was it to put one fucking phone in Brazil? Next person to call me Mr. Red gets a fucking knife in the eye.

[ooc: And one by one, my characters shall return.] 

You attack what's mine, I'll get what's your, brother.

[ooc: Ares is displeased. Because he's seen the Godfather too many times wants to scare Apollo, Ares left a fishbowl with a discus fish for Apollo to find (Yeah, no need to explain why that fish). There's also a note on the bowl that reads, "Bad move." Lookie! A fish! It'll distract you from ( Read more... )

And Sudan says 'fuck you' to the Dakar peace pact. Africa never ceases to amuse. Two helicopters shot down, one metric fuckton to go.

Rhinos make damn good drums. Dulled my hunting knife skinning it though. Iason tracked it with Theophylaktos and Zuberi. Even if Apollo is shit at raising dogs he picked a good pup.

Cerberus chewed up one of my good spears. Fuck, uncle you owe me a new one.

1. Ares has a trunk of stupid things that his relatives have sent him. He’d never admit to owning it, but he doesn‘t want to throw it out.

2. He thinks WWE is one of the most obnoxious things ever to come into being.

3. Interesting as warfare has become, Ares still enjoys reducing people to hand-to-hand combat quite often. It’s more entertaining.

4. ( Read more... )

I don't fucking care anymore. Everyone just stay the fuck out of Africa.

[Locked to Hades]

I'm keeping Cerberus here until your vacation is over. Come get him when you decide to go back.

[/Locked]

[ooc: Renewed civil wars probably just sprung up all over Africa.]

Fucking family. Eros, if you're helping Apollo I'm going to fucking beat you. Speak, now.