My life amuses me

[doktor_jess]

My dad fixed Xavier, yay! Turns out the the copy of Norton I've been running (Vintage 2002) has decided to retire by slowing down my entire system. By disabling it, my system magically works, yay

Comments

[ehrgeiziges]

You are very weird.

...

BTW, I love you. :)

[doktor_jess]

I know I'm weird, it was just so ridiculous I had to laugh.

Coincidentally, the pen that I was trying so hard to get is now on the floor of the exam room. It fell out of my other pocket and we forgot to pick it up.

I was made of fail last night.

[phoenixm]

I was made of fail last night.

That's adorable. :)

[hello_jaime]

dude, that sucks about your thumb! i slammed my finger in my car door once so i know what you mean about the big bandage. the best thing to do when people ask you what happened to your finger is make up something ridiculous. when i hurt my finger and had the huge bandage on my finger i was working as a cashier at walmart. so when customers asked what happened i told them that this is what happens if your drawer didn't balance out at night.

[starfireming]

Bwahahahahah. I understand. You should tell people that the Mob hit you by mistake. "You'd think they'd be better about making sure they're talking to the right people!"

[punkwalrus]

I find it funny if you do. Given the range of reactions you could have had, finding it funny is by far the healthiest mental attitude.

[doktor_jess]

It was funny given the circumstances. There I was, trying to leave the house after being cooped up for so long, and my trip ends up being to get a finger stitched. It was utterly ridiculous.

Thankfully, Patient First was quick, so I still got to whole food before they closed. The butcher even cut up the meat for me so I don't have to get my bandage dirty.

[razorgirl_au]

Is this where I point out the stereotypical nature of a "Southerner" carrying a knife in their pocket when they're hang'n around the house?

: P

I found the situation to be the funniest thing ever

That would be shock my dear. : )

As for the Antivirus... Save your money and get Avast! It's awesome, and free for home users (businesses have to pay, which is how they make their money).

It's BRILLIANT!!! Did I mention that it's free!

Love those crazy Czechs.

: )

xoxox

[doktor_jess]

Shock? Is that what that was?

Thanks for the tip about Avast, of course now all I want to do is yell "Avast ye landlubbers!" because I'm strange like that.

[doktor_jess]

I missed the part where you called me a Southerner. I'm the daughter of a Yankee and a Brit who grew up Jewish, not much Southern about me silly. More of a butch thing really. It was only my pocket-knife, not to be confused with my multi-tool, which I deliberately do not carry on my belt.

omgzjess

[peglegpogostick]

Omgzluvzj00!!!!

See ya at work.