No, Mr. Ukec! Please don't take away our Coca-Cola, sir!

Firebreathing -

Pro: breathing fire

Con: burps taste like lighter fluid

So it goes...

Holy god. Fuck Lisa Lampanelli. That shit is so tired.

The Titsboobsbrofest giveth and the Titsboobsbrofest taketh away.

I do not like this one bit.

Dear everyone who goes to Tim and Terry's,

Holy shit, just look at yourselves.

Goddammit,
Robert

FEST V. GROW/BRO UP.

Got the new Evens album. It's even better than the first album. I hope they tour here again. That is all.

I can either study for a midterm tomorrow or watch the Marx Brothers marathon on TCM. Can I do both?! My life is full of whacky adventures!