Mom: So Pip, I have a situation for you.
Me: ok..
Mom: On the phone, right now is Michael Phelps. He wants you to go to the golden goggle awards with him.
Me: (excited) What time, when, I'll go!
Mom: But.
Me: but what?
Mom: Ian (crocker) calls shortly after, and asks you the same thing.
Me: I'll go, one on each arm! I could live with that!
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