Guess who passed Embalming Chem? Yup. That's right. ME.

This is from "The College Humor Guide to College". It pretty much sums up the last 24 hours for me:

1 Day to Finals
Frantically learn a semester's worth of material in one hour. Snort 40 milligrams of crushed Adderall. Snort additional 5 crushed Sweet Tarts to take the edge off. Become fascinated with Gregorian chant, download 3 gigs of it. ( Read more... )

Oh heavens, what is wrong with me? I cannot even concentrate on my studies! It is quite terrible timing for this ( Read more... )

Dear Embalming Chemistry,

I hate you. You are not important. All I have to do is look at the back of the bottle to know how much formula to use for the body. Everything else, I can learn in Embalming class without having the name 'Chemistry' hanging over my head. Yet, you think you're so needed, that you make yourself difficult and cause me to ( Read more... )

Well, fuck. I will never ace my finals at this point. Who came up with the brilliant plan of making students move out of the dorm the day they finished finals? Who the fuck decided to give us Saturday finals? Why am I so ADD that I can't study for half an hour without updating my LJ via iPod Touch?

( How to study for a Final. )

Look! This sums-up my life!


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Turkish Delight candies are most likely rolled in crack, not powdered sugar. I am quite addicted to them; especially the rose ones. I would turn over anyone I love to the White Witch for more.

When Persephone returned from the Underworld, did she find that the 'World Above' was not as she remembered? Did she step onto the Earth to find that her flowers were not as she remembered, nor did they fill her with the same joy when she picked them? When she held them in her hand, did they wilt instead of bloom ( Read more... )

How the fuck am I going to handle Pennsic with all the food? I want to drink there, but I'm afraid it will make me gain weight. Maybe there's a health club around, or I can get up early in the morning and jog.