Voicemail

Apr 29, 2020 14:59

[to the sound of rapid typing and potato chip-crunching in the background]

You're on with Topher. Sure, fine, leave a message if you have to.

voicemail

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hoorayimrich August 18 2011, 01:02:37 UTC
Topher, this was probably the most ill-advised drunk dial ever.

"Bobby ate my sombrero," Tony whined, pushing buttons on the phone needlessly. Or possibly in the tune of 'Friday'. "You need to stay away from Peter. He's evil and political and evil. Mostly evil."

A beat.

"Evil. You know."

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rilla_myrilla September 6 2011, 02:05:52 UTC
Rilla was perhaps not the person that "for a good time call" grafitti was aimed at.

Thus the message.

"Hello, I've heard you're someone to call for a good time? Do you know how to pull taffy?"

Sadly, not a euphemism.

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dollpocalypse September 6 2011, 23:28:49 UTC
Fortunately, Topher didn't quite pick up on the possible euphenism there. When he called back, he just sounded bored.

"Uh, try Youtube," he advised. Helpfully. Then hung up.

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perilless September 6 2011, 02:11:21 UTC
Rilla wasn't the only poor innocent young woman mislead by the bathroom grafitti.

"I must say!" the message came from a rather excited sounded princess, "I have never made such a forward advance like this in my life, but your proposition was most intriguing and I simply had to call and wonder just what sort of a good time you might be able to show me. I am in dire need of a good time right now, you have no idea, I swear it. Please call me back with haste, but, pray, let us not allow that haste to transfer over into our good time."

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dollpocalypse September 6 2011, 23:30:03 UTC
...Thaaaaat was horrifying.

Topher's phone seemed to hit the Call Back button entirely of its own volition, which was why Rosella was the lucky recipient of a voice message consisting entirely of strangled choking sounds.

He did not want any part of her good time, thank you very much.

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regretiz4suckas September 6 2011, 23:24:09 UTC
That would just be Kenzi laughing her ass off, when she realized whose voicemail was left there. You're welcome, Topher.

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regretiz4suckas September 22 2011, 23:54:23 UTC
Kenzi's call was perfunctory but definite.

"Get your butt to Caritas tonight, Topher. Socialization! You can haz it!"

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