Topher, this was probably the most ill-advised drunk dial ever.
"Bobby ate my sombrero," Tony whined, pushing buttons on the phone needlessly. Or possibly in the tune of 'Friday'. "You need to stay away from Peter. He's evil and political and evil. Mostly evil."
Rilla wasn't the only poor innocent young woman mislead by the bathroom grafitti.
"I must say!" the message came from a rather excited sounded princess, "I have never made such a forward advance like this in my life, but your proposition was most intriguing and I simply had to call and wonder just what sort of a good time you might be able to show me. I am in dire need of a good time right now, you have no idea, I swear it. Please call me back with haste, but, pray, let us not allow that haste to transfer over into our good time."
Topher's phone seemed to hit the Call Back button entirely of its own volition, which was why Rosella was the lucky recipient of a voice message consisting entirely of strangled choking sounds.
He did not want any part of her good time, thank you very much.
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"Bobby ate my sombrero," Tony whined, pushing buttons on the phone needlessly. Or possibly in the tune of 'Friday'. "You need to stay away from Peter. He's evil and political and evil. Mostly evil."
A beat.
"Evil. You know."
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Thus the message.
"Hello, I've heard you're someone to call for a good time? Do you know how to pull taffy?"
Sadly, not a euphemism.
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"Uh, try Youtube," he advised. Helpfully. Then hung up.
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"I must say!" the message came from a rather excited sounded princess, "I have never made such a forward advance like this in my life, but your proposition was most intriguing and I simply had to call and wonder just what sort of a good time you might be able to show me. I am in dire need of a good time right now, you have no idea, I swear it. Please call me back with haste, but, pray, let us not allow that haste to transfer over into our good time."
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Topher's phone seemed to hit the Call Back button entirely of its own volition, which was why Rosella was the lucky recipient of a voice message consisting entirely of strangled choking sounds.
He did not want any part of her good time, thank you very much.
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"Get your butt to Caritas tonight, Topher. Socialization! You can haz it!"
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