Word of Mouth

[dollydoctorb]

I went down on my boyfriend and he came in my mouth. My friend told me that I could get pregnant. Is this true?
WorriedDear Worried

Comments

[snuffytherabbit]

Now get back to your thesis!!

[dollydoctorb]

This is my thesis. You're my test audience.

[snuffytherabbit]

I got chased by a bee on my way to hand in my thesis. I thought of you.
In facty, it seemed to be whispering in my ear (okay, more buzzing than whispering), and I think it was telling me something about you. The bees are sad because you don't like them.
Don't upset the bees......

[dollydoctorb]

If you listen closely you can hear what they say.
"Kill them all, kill them all, kill them all..."
Evil little fucks.

[_angel_dust]

all 31 flavors of bad taste

[dollydoctorb]

The first is one I call 'Salty and sticky'

[_angel_dust]

I wouldve thought they would warrant a flavor each.

[dollydoctorb]

No, it's kind of like rum and raisin. More than the sum of its parts.