After a long stretch of being the funniest person on those internets, the creative genius behind Dolly Doctorb just doesn't give a fuck any more.
This is goodbye.

Dear Dolly Doctorb,

A lot of people tease me at school about how much I eat. I can't stop myself, I'm always hungry. What should I do? You're the only one that can stop me from committing suicide. Please help me.
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Dear Dolly Doctorb,

I have burns on my neck that hurt when I put a special cream on them every night. They're red and have turned into scabs. What else can I treat them with?
Marie, NT.Dear Marie ( Read more... )

Dear Dolly Doctorb,

Sometimes I feel like I don't fit in with my group of friends. They always seem to be bitching about someone, but they still call each other friends. What can I do to feel like I belong?
Amy, Qld.Dear Amy ( Read more... )

Dear Dolly Doctorb,
I've just quit my job and I'm at a loose end. What should I do?
JM, NSW

Dear JM,
Oh, I don't know. How about you drink some beer and jerk off?

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Dear Dolly Doctorb,
I've just handed in my thesis and I'm at a loose end. What should I do?
JM, NSW

Dear JM,
Oh, I don't know. How about you drink some beer and jerk off?

I have just started dating someone and they have told me they have genital herpes. How can I protect myself?
Jessie

Dear Jessie,
A cheese grater taken to the genitals after any contact should be sufficient to ward off any infection. Just remember to thoroughly disinfect the area with vinegar afterward.

I went down on my boyfriend and he came in my mouth. My friend told me that I could get pregnant. Is this true?
WorriedDear Worried ( Read more... )